shutupaubrey: shutupaubrey: have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy
deidaracchi: today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”
acrosseight-dimensions: casteelix: in irish we don’t say “i love you” we say “mo bod é arm gnéasach” which means “i want to hold you until the end.” i think that’s beautiful.
guceubcuesu: 500daysofsassy: brooksoglesby: so apparently some guy goes around golf tournaments and shouts “mashed potatoes” after they tee off I CANTG BR EATHE I love it when the commentators don’t ignore it
sithlordtennant: fauxjuggernaut: You is kind You is smart You is going to fail all of your classes if you don’t get the fuck off tumblr. I hate this because it’s true.
me: /playing twlight princess
roommate: Just jump up on that thing
me: you can't jump in this game
roommate: is it because he's white?
madelezabeth: Sometimes I just stare at people in tight clothing and they think Im checking them out but Im really just trying to figure out how the fuck anatomy works.
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